Zombie Blood contains the extra strong green zombie blood cells that helped zombies to become the strongest, most horrifying scourge on the face of our planet. These cells temporarily give you zombie strength in the form of additional energy for sports, long workdays, late night studying, or ironically, killing zombies with a cricket bat

Q: How much caffeine is in a pouch of Zombie Blood?

A: 80 mg of caffeine are in each pouch of the delicious undead nectar. (About the same as a Red Bull)

Q: Why does Zombie Blood taste like lime?

A: Why does rattlesnake taste like chicken? We don’t know, it just does.

Q: How did you figure out that Zombie Blood gave humans energy and tastes great?

A: Credit for this discovery goes to Dr. Szasz and Dr. Rasmussen. Their work on creation of a zombie virus vaccine led to long hours at the lab working with zombie blood and salival venom. During an exceptionally late night and a double-dog dare by Dr. Szasz, Dr. Rasmussen drank a shot of zombie blood only to discover to his delight that it tasted remarkably like lime and gave him the energy he needed. After he convinced Dr. Szasz to stop screaming, “I can’t believe you actually did that!” and pointing one of the lab shotguns at his head, Dr. Rasmussen talked Dr. Szasz into trying a shot. The rest is history.

Please note: there is still no cure for zombification or the H1FU2 virus.